Fishy Business - The Saga Continues... / Tuesday, 10 April 2007
MODELS DIE BEFORE EMBARKING ON SLIMMING DEAL
SINGAPORE, April 10 (YOUTERS) - The soon-to-be-but-never-will-be slimming models previously mentioned here, were found dead on the 8th of April 2007. Out of the four potential models of the new "FAT BUSTER!" programme offered by the now media-shy slimming chain, one survived. The surviving model, Ms. JinYu, is in critical condition.
The mysterious circumstances surrounding the deaths have led many to speculate on the cause of death. Mdm. Sue Kia, a close friend of the 3 deceased models, told reporters that she believed the 3 models died from ESF, ExplodingStomach caused by Fats, a relatively new medical condition.
A police spokesman, Mr. Law Soh, was approached for comments. Explaining that the case was "still under investigation", he said that details of the 3 model deaths have to be "kept under wraps" for "investigation purposes". However, inside sources tell us that homicide is suspected.
Grieving relatives, smelling vaguely of fish, were seen responding to the news of the deaths in a rather "un-blinking" manner. Rumour mills are rife that the father was responsible. The family could not be reached for comment.