I think that i have the most decadent, lazy and FAT goldfishes in the world. They are so misshapen and aesthetically challenged that their very existence is almost vulgar.

My fishes need to go on some diet. They just have no control over food! Eat to live not live to eat!!! They float around aimlessly waiting for the gustatory salvation that arrives like clockwork. Hmmm... Why does this sound so strangely familiar?

Anyway! Expressions or one of those other slimming chains should use my fishes as their next spokesperson for the next slimming advert they do. It will probably be more inspiring than their current batch of models.

*Are you so fat that your fats cover your eyes? (cos' that's how fat my goldfishes are!) Fear no more! This revolutionary new drug will give you back your figure AND! Restore your vision! A 2 for 1 deal that

On a side note: Siblings are annoying. I wish there was some return policy for siblings. I wish I could ask for a refund.