I think that i have the most decadent, lazy and FAT goldfishes in the world. They are so misshapen and aesthetically challenged that their very existence is almost vulgar.

My fishes need to go on some diet. They just have no control over food! Eat to live not live to eat!!! They float around aimlessly waiting for the gustatory salvation that arrives like clockwork. Hmmm... Why does this sound so strangely familiar?

Anyway! Expressions or one of those other slimming chains should use my fishes as their next spokesperson for the next slimming advert they do. It will probably be more inspiring than their current batch of models.

*Are you so fat that your fats cover your eyes? (cos' that's how fat my goldfishes are!) Fear no more! This revolutionary new drug will give you back your figure AND! Restore your vision! A 2 for 1 deal that

On a side note: Siblings are annoying. I wish there was some return policy for siblings. I wish I could ask for a refund.

Back when I was still in school, when I was still mildly intelligent and could still string sentences that made grammatical sense, I was introduced to the hit Korean drama series - Da Chang Jin (or Dae Jang Geum) by a casual channel surfing on a lousy monday night (or was it tuesday?) AND! Lo and behold! I was addicted. There was something special about the show! Plus! There was this perverse and innate fascination to know whether the food prepared by Dae Jang Geum was actually made by herself! I swear. I kept staring intensely at all those scenes of her cutting the vegetables, washing the fruits, slicing the meat and etc... to see if the hands shown in the shot was fatter than her own hands.


Anyway! Now. Given the depressing and utterly demoralising nature of my current work life (Given that this time last year was the time where i kicked back, relax and grew fat), I decided to once again embark on the barrel of laughs that is Korean drama series. So yeah. I'm once again hooked.

Pleasurably and delightfully hooked.

Probably more hooked than Captain Hook himself.

Lame joke, I know.

Hey! I told you i was getting dumber/stupid/slow. Take your pick. Better yet, you could provide other options in my tag board. I can't think of any more synonyms for "dumb".

In a sudden burst of randomness, no doubt sparked by my recent visit to IKEA, i feel like redecorating, redefining and reinventing my staid, spiritless and generally aesthetically confused room.

The release of the results brought welcome respite and relief from my roller-coaster ride of anxiety and apprehension! I swear! Prior to the main "event", i was in my "office" sweating bullets and tearing scrap paper into bits! I even embarked on a new bad habit... nail-biting.

Thankfully short-lived cos' i don't wanna look like those stumpy hobbits from The Lord Of The Rings.

Okay, maybe looking like Elijah Wood isn't so bad. In fact! It would be an improvement wouldn't it? Haha.

Anyway! Everything seems somehow smaller now that I've graduated from MJC. JC life, in hindsight, somehow seems more like a comfortable haze of "feel-good" feelings, for lack of a better word.

I sound as if I'm on drugs. The drug of reminiscence perhaps.

On a less thoughtful-and-deep note! MJC got a mentioned by CHANNEL NEWSASIA! I find the bit about us being one of the "relatively newer junior colleges" that did well a bit insulting and offensive! The insidious meaning of this being a thing of SURPRISE and AMAZEMENT makes MJC's achievement seem more like a fluke and a large blip on the radar of "THE UNEXPECTED".

Oh well. I guess all kind of press is good press.

Especially if you're one of the "relatively newer junior colleges".